Butt to Toe

I just came across the famed Ricky Berens pictures in one of the swimming competitions recently. This made me examine my butt once more. And I hate the fact that the mirror could go as much as my hips. It's not that I'm tall. That's an ironic and farfetched idea, I'm telling you. Anyway, I need to tone up! Just like him. Need need need to workout. And I badly need to have a REAL full-length mirror that spans from top to toe, not butt to toe.